THE MAN WHO ATE TOO MUCH

THE MAN WHO ATE TOO MUCH
(INSPIRED FROM “MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH “BY ALEXANDER BARON)




















REAL STORY STARTS now
rate of 1 jug of beer-100/-
hanuman prasad mishra had consumed 3 plates of chicken as well as 2 plates rice at the b'day party thrown by a close frnd today
AND after dat 9 bottles of beer (can u believe it? 9 bottles slight more dan 4 litres)

who is mishra?hahah one of my best friends .........my closest buddies,he has always boasted abt his eating abilities,you wud be surprised simply how far he can stretch..............
he had once engulfed 30 naans and 5 plate butter chicken alone amounting to Rs 477............
i am serious ,we still have the money receipt.................he is nicknamed as "5 KILO mishra"
man with capability to digest 5 kilo of chicken ..................

He is well known for his statements……………..
according to hanuman
"his erection is so strong dat his underwear is ripped apart"
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i mean he was serious .............kept uttering da same dialough again again today

Then it all happened ....may be today wasn't his day after all,
the man who ate too much
could handle it no longer
he had fruit salad(80/-per plate,he had 2 all to himself),potato chips as well
(in addition to beer and stuff mentioned above)..........and then.........

volcano erupted from his mouth
the glass which had been emptied just minutes ago,was again filled with his
vomiting
stuff
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and he filled glasses after glasses

after seeing all this i jus fled from da spot away to saheed nagar
I felt it was better to sit there idle dan to waste one’s time and money here....

4 litres of BEER
all vomited and drained
drank 900/-
wasted 1500……….and more money,and most importantly, more time...........

And I gt news dat he had vomited on every table, into each wash basin of the hotel………………
And also outside in tha garden which surrounds da hotel

While my friends decided to take him to hospital he refused, not accepting dat he had committed a grievous mistake,not knowing that where situations like these might lead him into, not trying to acknowledge the fact that
“TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING IS BAD”..

He was carried to capital hospital,in a subconscious state ,one had to hold him frm back to prevent his falling,
on reaching hospital he again vomited on da corridor..............

AND as for me,I have not resorted to drinking or smoking........my mouth still remains virgin to vodka,beer,wine,whisky,cigarettes .............not beacuse i do not want to drink,not because i am conservative in these matters...........
but the fact is this...... I am quite FAST learner,and if I start drinking then i assure you i shall beat each one of them .....and, yes I can never get out this HABIT at any cost,i can't control my self...............thats what keeps me away........and I am happy wid the life i lead......

I don't think that drinking or smoking is that bad ,other way round i feel that nothing is bad if kept under limit,thats what is more important.........after all HINDUISM also forbids us to eat non veg,yet I ask how many us are strict vegitarians???????????

someday i will taste all the stuffs ...............yeah surely i shall do

hanuman mishra sits now at JAYEE's home(another frnd)
wid no where to go he is itching his balls
he can't return home ,with his mouth smelling ,and image of his father kicking his ass haunting him like anything...........,
at least he has to stay outside …tonight................