TWO BROTHERS AND TWO OTHERS

Ahhhhhh i am bak again..........again this story has nuthin to do wid da english film "two brothers and two others".half of us are still ignorant that there is film by that name.....

today 8 th july 2008 compelled me to add sumthing to my blog, an incident i had not expected wud happen...........

let me begin.there is a girl whom shall we call CHAMELI in this story,and two guys SUBU(name changed) and SOMU( name changed again).

all of them are my batch mates..and while this SUBU is a close frnd of mine,SOMU somu belongs to the same branch as that of CHAMELI ,and to my knowledge this story is going no whre....hahaahaha.....lets start then

during break ,i decided to bunk rest of the class ,made arrangemnts for proxy and confidently walked out with ma friend RAJESH ,only to witness a catfight between two boys,and the sole reason for the quarrell 'CHAMELI'.

let me tell sumthing about my friend SUBU ,an excellent flirt,mr noble,indian pie i must say,a treat for ladies,and I am telling you ,you can never find this guy alone...or with another guy...this guy has a girl friend ,yes man ,he is committed, but never misses a single chance to hang out wid a girl.

girls consider him as their saviour,and he is a wonderful friend to have,quite an entertainer ohhhh agin to disappoint you ladies ,he is committed..........

I don't know much abt the other guy SOMU ,he is shy(before some days i really thought so) very possessive abt girls only (of his branch),and yes very helpful guy as welll. He is ready to help you at midnight if you are a girl.hahhahaha.........he lives at JAYADEV VIHAAR but had given lift to another class mate(girl of course) On his BIKE to unit-6............ohhhh lord can somebody travel that far just to impress a girl ...i mean extra 6 km for a girl,knowing that she travels by bus and also that ,she is committed to sum1 else.......................hahahahaha...................yes this guy did that and he did many things today as welll.

AND........ AND....... now let CHAMELI come into the picture now ,this girl is free,open minded,considers herself a beauty,a pefect lady who thinks there is no guy to match her standards....... (joke of the year.... hahahahah )
,and yo she has a boyfriend as welll.....(lord save his soul).this girl talks wid every boy she comes across and has a heart of gold...............

what abt rajesh????my friend ,a great personality,you can know more abt him plzzz visit
ORKUT and find out abt him
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=7803311162885636800

the story goes like this,my friend SUBU was introduced to this girl by some common friend ,and he started talking with her........yeah only talking coz that's what he does best.....hahhaha and that's what he does wid every girl.........we can only be silent spectators to his achievements .

he has already become a popular personality and yes frankly many of us are jealous of him.

when we came out of class we saw SOMU calling SUBU to follow him along with CHAMELI,let me present this in form of speeches ...............

SOMU:from today you won't talk wid CHAMELI

SUBU:why not?what is it to you?

SOMU:you must be ashamed of urself,how dare you to talk with her?

CHAMELI:(interfiering):plzzz somu stop this,why are you interfering in my personal matter?(chameli might haave talked with SOMU quite a few times before this)

SOMU:luk chameli,no body shall come between you and me ...no one can.........

SUBU:no one can??????well,no one wants to ,you are coming in between.whatever you want to speak ,speak to me

SOMU:what do you think of urself?why don't you confine yourself to your branch and your batch mates,why r u chatting with my classmate?

SUBU:hahahaha,she chats with me ,so i chat with her why should I be answerable to you??????
what can you do ,ehhhhh,beat me up?

(voices at background,chameli:"stop plzzzzzzzzz stop"
and mine:"hohohohohoho" and that rajesh:"hheheheheeheeheheh good keep it up " )

SOMU:do you consider urself a MARD?? you don't have any personality do you?u r a characterless guy always roaming wid girls,be careful,don't come here and do the same wid chameli

and to chameli:luk chameli,no body shall come between you and me ...no one can.........

SUBU:why do you think that you r a MARD?????? prove that you are a man............

(this is a mind blowing question.....how to prove that a MAN is MAN?...........according to me ,the only species that can prove MAN's manlinesss is the species called WOMAN,lolzzzzzzzzz)

SOMU:i stand here on my 2 legs ,stand before you to proclaim that i am a man,(very poetic description ....he shud be writing in my place ,i suppose)

SUBU:what do you think? am I standing on 3 legs or what???????
(yeah all boys have 3 legs.....3rd leg is not meant to be stood upon...it stands up by itself ....... lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

at this point of time i sugested that all of us shud stop this quarrell and asked subu to leave this place and go bac to his class ...bt both of them were warriors...hahaah..........wanted to continue till death..........i cud see no other option except to observe both of them....

SUBU:why r u so possessive?what is ur relationship with this girl????????

SOMU:she is like a sister to me

SUBU:then lemme make her my sis.................can i talk with her now???????

hahahahahahahah............me and rajesh jus cried out loudly...............much ado abt nothing........i believe even ramayana and mahabharata was fought for ladies ............but for first time I saw 2 brothers quarrelling,kicking each others ass for their sister..................hahahahahahaa


this is the paradox our time..trust is absent,insecurity is finding its way out,man doesn't trust man,even if one is in relationship the only thing that matters is trust....nothing else.
I believe its trust that binds us together and ego makes us fall.why do I stop a boy chatting with my girlfriend if she wants so?I could speak to her personally but why would I talk to the boy who
who is making me feel insecure?that would surely make me fall,make me kneel ,leave my conscience shattered?????and that too in a public place?????????lord kill me if that ever happens............

but this was not a triangular love story.........hahhaaha, 3 main characters, watched over constantly by 2 guys ,at last settle their scores,the 2 guys quarrelled jus minutes before,they are the 2 brothers now.........hahahahahhaha

the 2 brothers ....having their own level of ego and possesiveness

the 2 brothers ....nt knowing they have a common sister hahahaaaa

the 2 brothers.....who only had 2 other guys to witness their reunion

the 2 brothers.....who shall now be returning happily to their respective classes

yeah ,the 2 brothers...who do not know that they wud be F****d in my blog spot

and, the 2 brothers who do not know that this discussion wud be forwarded to entire Btech batch by the 2 guys who were present at the spot

2 BROTHERS and 2 OTHERS, hahaahahahaaaha

THE MAN WHO ATE TOO MUCH

THE MAN WHO ATE TOO MUCH
(INSPIRED FROM “MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH “BY ALEXANDER BARON)




















REAL STORY STARTS now
rate of 1 jug of beer-100/-
hanuman prasad mishra had consumed 3 plates of chicken as well as 2 plates rice at the b'day party thrown by a close frnd today
AND after dat 9 bottles of beer (can u believe it? 9 bottles slight more dan 4 litres)

who is mishra?hahah one of my best friends .........my closest buddies,he has always boasted abt his eating abilities,you wud be surprised simply how far he can stretch..............
he had once engulfed 30 naans and 5 plate butter chicken alone amounting to Rs 477............
i am serious ,we still have the money receipt.................he is nicknamed as "5 KILO mishra"
man with capability to digest 5 kilo of chicken ..................

He is well known for his statements……………..
according to hanuman
"his erection is so strong dat his underwear is ripped apart"
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i mean he was serious .............kept uttering da same dialough again again today

Then it all happened ....may be today wasn't his day after all,
the man who ate too much
could handle it no longer
he had fruit salad(80/-per plate,he had 2 all to himself),potato chips as well
(in addition to beer and stuff mentioned above)..........and then.........

volcano erupted from his mouth
the glass which had been emptied just minutes ago,was again filled with his
vomiting
stuff
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and he filled glasses after glasses

after seeing all this i jus fled from da spot away to saheed nagar
I felt it was better to sit there idle dan to waste one’s time and money here....

4 litres of BEER
all vomited and drained
drank 900/-
wasted 1500……….and more money,and most importantly, more time...........

And I gt news dat he had vomited on every table, into each wash basin of the hotel………………
And also outside in tha garden which surrounds da hotel

While my friends decided to take him to hospital he refused, not accepting dat he had committed a grievous mistake,not knowing that where situations like these might lead him into, not trying to acknowledge the fact that
“TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING IS BAD”..

He was carried to capital hospital,in a subconscious state ,one had to hold him frm back to prevent his falling,
on reaching hospital he again vomited on da corridor..............

AND as for me,I have not resorted to drinking or smoking........my mouth still remains virgin to vodka,beer,wine,whisky,cigarettes .............not beacuse i do not want to drink,not because i am conservative in these matters...........
but the fact is this...... I am quite FAST learner,and if I start drinking then i assure you i shall beat each one of them .....and, yes I can never get out this HABIT at any cost,i can't control my self...............thats what keeps me away........and I am happy wid the life i lead......

I don't think that drinking or smoking is that bad ,other way round i feel that nothing is bad if kept under limit,thats what is more important.........after all HINDUISM also forbids us to eat non veg,yet I ask how many us are strict vegitarians???????????

someday i will taste all the stuffs ...............yeah surely i shall do

hanuman mishra sits now at JAYEE's home(another frnd)
wid no where to go he is itching his balls
he can't return home ,with his mouth smelling ,and image of his father kicking his ass haunting him like anything...........,
at least he has to stay outside …tonight................